Wassup yall? Working together, me and @ihitmodelsraw have come up with some new shit for u niggas. Top ten hoe quotes of all time. These 10 quotes have been used by Marilyn Monroe, Kat Stacks and every woman who ever watched a Tyler Perry movie. Hope u enjoy it but if not it aint like u paid money so its whatever.
“He’s like my brother” – if a woman tells u this lie – I mean line* – just know the guy she’s referring to has sex with her behind your back. I’ve been many chick’s “brother” I know what I’m talking about. Matter fact, I forgot to text my “sister” back….
“I don’t get along with females” – when u hear this my brother u better run fast as Usian Bolt because the woman that uttered these words is a hoe. A woman who doesn’t get along with other women naturally hangs around with a bunch of men. And those men have or will have sex with her at some point.
“I’m not looking for a relationship” – You know what I’m not too upset with this one. This is your “partially” honest hoe (no hoe is 100% honest) she’s straight forward she lets you know y’all gonna fuck and that she’ll be fucking other niggas she’s in the prime of her hoe phase and she’s proud of it.. Your only job is not to catch feelings. It’s not as easy as it sounds tho cause she know all the right things to say and the pussy better than life itself.
“I usually don’t do this” – This might be the most overly used “quote” of all… More commonly used amongst the hoes that wanna be wifed and are near the end of their hoe phase.. They want you to believe they’re not hoes so that when your nigga tell you how him and three other niggas had her upside down sucking dick you can be like “nah not my baby.”
“His dick was little anyways” – we all heard this one before. One minute she smiling at your dick pic the next minute she telling everbody on Instagram it’s small. She usually don’t mean it but this is a go to line like “yo mama” so naturally hoes will use it.
“I’m celibate” – Has a hoe ever said this to you?… If so it really means one of two things. 1 she don’t wanna fuck you bro. She just likes your company… she is wasting your time, you’re the gay friend. 2 you gotta spend more money on her. She wanna go out to eat, go shopping at your expense, wined and dined and while you waiting for the green light she taking that $200 doggy bag you paid for to some nigga and letting him fuck raw
“OOMF” – The Infamous “One Of My Followers” might be every twitter nigga’s pet peeve cause you don’t know if your twitter boo is talking about you or her other 2k boos. Matter fact she might not be talking about anyone. She could be just seeking attention either way she’s a hoe and you don’t need the stress.
“If men can do it why cant i?” – this quote came straight from the mouth of a woman who smokes cigarettes, and u know what that means. There are things only men can do and there are things only woman can do. Don’t cross those lines.
“What he don’t know won’t hurt him” –
These scandalous motherfuckers!!! My apologies I just had a flashback but that’s for another blog.This is your boo your baby your queen your everything she texting… sending nudes… fucking… all behind your back and justifying it because she hasn’t got caught… You gotta kill her bruh!!(ok maybe not kill her) Look you gonna be hurt feeling emasculated you just gotta cry drink heavy and fuck as many women as possible.
“Think like a man or get played like a bitch” – between Steve Harvey and Tyler Perry I don’t know who came up with this but women that think like this are women u want no parts of. This quote means “talk to alotta niggas and don’t catch feelings” Beware.
There you have it!!! Me and @IDntWearCondoms first of all wanna thank you for the support.. Hopefully you niggas learned something. Don’t let these quotes go unnoticed and hold your hoe accountable.